What is Crankmeister?
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A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'
innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.
innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill
See 
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See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
See Sigmund Freud..