What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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Slang for 'the most awesome city ever.'
Hey man, let's hit up Klotzopolis!
See awesome, city, slang, klotz, party..
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The 3rd planet is a planet uknown to many as it consists of magic, lore, mystery, astonishment, and wonder. Where it's always night..
