What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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the act of defecating on someones laundry as revenge.(preferably clean and still in the washer.)
"my ex broke up with me, and told..
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immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet..
