What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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Owner of Hendrick Motorsports, and the #5,24,25,48 teams on the Nextel Cup series, and the #5 Busch Series entry.
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A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.
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