What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks...
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Magic mushrooms
Mario ate mushrooms in the classic NES game to get larger, aka powerups
Used so the word "mushroom" doesn&ap..
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An adjective describing how 'neat' a noun is.
I'm posamitiverly neatomalectible...I really am
See neato, awesome, stupi..
