What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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Part of a corporate terroristoperation. Citigroup is known for screwingtheir employees out of money on their paychecks, especially fina..
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The area of fat that droops over the front of a skank's panty-line.
Guy 1: Woah man, who got that skank pregnant?
Guy 2: Naw man,..
