What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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n. - An insult that is a mixture of the well-known words douchebag and faggot.
That fucking douchebaggot stole my 5 bucks!
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A description of someone who doesn't know dick about computers.
I was talking to my grandpa about the internet and he was all &quo..
