What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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Following 'doggy-style' sex, before climax the male spits on the girls back. When she turns around the male ejaculates all ove..
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When a girl goes down on all fours and swallows both the dick and the ball sack.
Holy shit Sabber, Chuff head fucking gave me a lick a..
