What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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word used to imitate the sound guitars make in metal songs or to state how metal a song is.
"Zjang zjang motherfucker"..
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taking a shower with someone in the dark. they cant see you, just as if you were in a body of water.
urban skinny dipping is showerin..
