What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up
"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"
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A large man, usually a father with moobs and a fat pouch. Usually has a double chin and a cute face. Often resembles a rabbit or a hamst..
