What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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A shaved vagina
I hooked up with Angela last night and she was totally bald down there. She was rollin' hardwoods.
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The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.
Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie...
