Cranky Pirate

What is Cranky Pirate?

1.

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

See cranky, pirate, yarrr, sex, spiderman
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