What is Cranky Pirate?
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.
*kid* whenever my mom comes upst..
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Partial Erection
After talking to that sexy bitch, I was sportin a half master...
