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The act of masturbating by a male.
"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."
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Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muff..
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(adj.) a less-profane alternative to motherfucker
Dang, those pirates are at it again! Those crazy motherjumpers never quit, do they!?
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