What is Cranney?
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Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.
That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.
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When you shout your Mum and then begin wanking.
The idea is you bolt your load before she opens the door.
"Mum"
"Yeah..