What is Cranus?
1.
A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.
Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"
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2.
The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.
"Jonah had a hairy cranus"
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3.
A crusty anal opening
He only gave rim jobs to girls who have a nice cranus.
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A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.
Man, durring that job intevew I had ret..