Crap And Fap

What is Crap And Fap?

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

See masturbation, feces, poo, poopy, crap, fapping, shit, sex, jizz

Pelvic Smear

1. Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall! See B..

Eating The Cheese

1. Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking. "Last night, I was eating the cheese." "Last night, Shanaynay was..

Tv Licence.

1. Tv Licensing is an outdated tax,collected by law and bullying from the BBC.The BBC love the tax, because it means they can write large c..

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