Crap And Fap

What is Crap And Fap?

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

See masturbation, feces, poo, poopy, crap, fapping, shit, sex, jizz

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