Crap And Fap

What is Crap And Fap?

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

See masturbation, feces, poo, poopy, crap, fapping, shit, sex, jizz

[bluty]

1. A girl giving a man head while he is playing Call of Duty. Mary Kate was giving Evan an awesome bluty while he was going on a 30 kill s..

Uncle Dad

1. You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incestand go figure. Happy birthday, uncle dad. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Taxugee

1. Tax + refugee. Someone purposefully moving from a high-tax location to a low-tax location, e.g. from Boston, Taxachusetts, to Live-Free..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crap And Fap Edit Meaning