What is Crap Dongle?
1.
A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.
Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.
See
Random Words:
1.
A phrase used for when a Survey or piece of paper is about to be raped. Kinda like Dont drop the soap. It take major thinking to get thi..
1.
Using a Virginia baked ham to "shim" up the vaginal opening in loose women. You must insert the ham into the vagina and yank ..
