Crap Dusting

What is Crap Dusting?


1.

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.

"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"

See crap, dusting, stench, farting, gas, gassy, flatulence, stinky, duster

2.

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.

"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"

See fart, crap, funny, crop dusting, shit, crap dusted, crap dust

3.

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

See fart, pass gas, break wind

4.

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

See crop, dusting, crap, farting, fart

5.

Farting while walking or walking while farting. (silent or audible)

I crap dusted my way down the sidewalk.

I was crap dusting as I walked away from her.

See crop dusting, fart, farting, air poop, Bubbacop


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