Crap Eyewear

What is Crap Eyewear?


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Epic 80's influenced sunglass company founded in La Jolla, CA. Rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern California. Wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.

"Yo where did you get those glasses?

Oh Peter and Nick crapped on my face"

"Dude those are sweet Craps

Ya Crap Eyewear is fuckin rad"

"Stay shaded when yer faded!"

See sunglasses, shades, glasses, crap


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