What is Crap In A Hat?
1.
A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.
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2.
excretion in any type of headgear
when your beeing chased by evil things
crap in a hat
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When a girl's boobs start to fall out of her shirt/dress (generally of the low-cut variety).
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