Crap In My Lap Edit Meaning

1. (n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred not..

1. Volume License Key, The type of key used by large businesses to avoid activation on Microsoft products. With my VLK I don't have t..

1. Any super Jewlawyer who looks like Gollumfrom Lord of the Rings. The lawyer I got for my DUI was a total Legal Smegol jew troll. Gross..