Crap In My Lap Edit Meaning

1. To steal something in a humorous way. I'm going to yife his underwear...

1. A man foolish enough to offer sperm to a welfare mom who already has six children, but then smart enough to want to cash in on her futur..

1. The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenani..