Crap N' Fap

What is Crap N' Fap?

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

See masturbate, sex, crap, shit, toilet, fuck

Flop And Fuck

1. You know those stupid foam chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and they open up to a shitty bed. "My roommate has a flop and fuck..

W.a.f.n.g.m.o.o.h.

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...

Zombue

1. A zombie carrying materials for fondue. We didn't need to bring a birthday cake - we invited a zombue. See zombie, fondue, desser..

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