Crap N' Fap

What is Crap N' Fap?

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

See masturbate, sex, crap, shit, toilet, fuck

Juice Tubes

1. a:The connecting tubes in your ball sac. aw god those scissors just cut my juice tubes and I'm leaking juice on the floor!..

Unfadeable

1. That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to. That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. ..

Texas Head Burial

1. The sexual act of burying ones head deeply inside a vagina and vigorously using your tongue for intense orgasmic purposes. Was created ..

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