Crap N' Fap

What is Crap N' Fap?

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

See masturbate, sex, crap, shit, toilet, fuck

Oei

1. Variation of oy meaning "oh, hey" <foo> oei, how have you been? <bar> chilling..

E.l.e

1. abbrivation of Everybody love everybody. its the number one rule. the only rule him:Hey wat is our only rule? You:E.L.E ... Everybody ..

Cunt Smith

1. a Gynaecologist "I saw your misses at the local Cunt Smith the other day" See vagina, pussy, flange, cunt, gynaecologist..

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