Crap N' Fap

What is Crap N' Fap?

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

See masturbate, sex, crap, shit, toilet, fuck

Necrophelia

1. A seriously disturbing act of sexual gratification. OMG YOU FUCKED A DEAD CHICK! But it wasn't illegal. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TA..

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1. What should be a mandatory emoticon for fat chicks. 'What do you look like?' ':)))))))' **Man has quit (ping time..

W/ev

1. abbreviationfor "whatev" which is a shortened verion of "whatever" can be pronounced as "whatev" or simp..

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