Crap N' Fap

What is Crap N' Fap?

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

See masturbate, sex, crap, shit, toilet, fuck

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