Crap Nap

What is Crap Nap?


1.

When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.

Where's Charlie?

He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.

2.

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".

Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"


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