What is Crap On Ice?
1.
1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
2.
A coldhearted individual.
Someone who loves to inflict pain on another.
Showing no emotion.
He was crap on ice!
She had become crap on ice.
The abuse turned him into crap on ice and he kept on being the victim.
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