Crap Packets Edit Meaning

1. A repeated naysayer, especially if naysaying umlauts in a friends house. Why can't you just let us enjoy our umlauts? Quit being ..

1. The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap! Guy 1: I'm broke Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka! Guy 1: ..

1. A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play. I wish ..