Crap Sick

What is Crap Sick?


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A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusional shadow of their normal self.

Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.

Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.

See morning sickness, constipation, feces, crap, gary coleman


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