Crap Slap

What is Crap Slap?


1.

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face

Hey dude, did you see Janey today?

-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww

-Yeah poop all up on her face!

2.

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

See crap-slap, shit hit

3.

When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.

Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.

See shit faced, brown stain


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