Crape

What is Crape?


1.

an amalgamation of 'cuddle' and 'rape', meaning to force one to cuddle against their will

I went over to Kyle's last night to watch a movie and he tried to cuddle with me but I told him I didn't want to cuddle. The bastard held me down and cuddled with me anyway, he totally craped me!

See cuddle rape, cuddle, rape

2.

Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.

“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.

See offshored, layoff, screwed, fired

3.

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.

"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"

See Anonymous


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