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To accidently chew on pubic hair.
Dude1: Whats that between your teeth?
Dude2: Oh shit, its your moms pubs! Crunch-a-curly.
Dude1: Da..
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When you wank so hard that your dick starts to bleed so when you cum, your blood mixes with it thus creating jizz'n gore.
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