Crap-haggler

What is Crap-haggler?


1.

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).

Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.

They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.


0

Random Words:

1. someone who is a vegan and goes beyond the acceptable ways of professing this fact (wearing t-shirts and patches, handing out leaflets, ..
1. If you were on the stickam with 0akes you would know. And you would not be gay. 0akes, how much deeper can you take teh legendary brus..
1. Attention Deffiocete Hiperactive OoOoO! Shiney! Disorder When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly se..