Crapified Edit Meaning

1. Masturbation done by a female. Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing. See ma..

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1. Insulting high class. Well, have fun at your fancy schmancy meeting! I wish I could come, but I'm not freakin' good enough!!!..