Crapified Edit Meaning

1. What someone says after biting into their Tootsie pop, inspired from the old commercial. Poorly drawn boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does..

1. to be way too hyped in front of celebrities "I knew he was just a person, but when I met Andrew Reynolds I completely fanned out.&..

1. To snort wasabi for two dollars. I got drunk in a sushi bar last night and kearneyed until I cried, but at least I didn't have to ..