Crapkins

What is Crapkins?

Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms.

"I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins."

The use of fast food napkins in lou of shittin' paper. See also Mountain Money.

Hey Jerry grab some crapkins from Carl's Jr before we head up camping.

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A low quality napkins commonly found in fast food and low end restaurants

1: Dude these ribs are bomb

2: I know Ive gone through like ten crapkins already

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