Craplashes

What is Craplashes?

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

Vegan Slap

1. Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier..

Bizowner

1. when a man gets an erection while in the ghetto. i was in east oakland last night with this one ho and i popped a fatty bizowner See a..

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