Craplashes

What is Craplashes?

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

Lai Lai

1. a name meaning come come in Chinese. Sexual connotation implied. Cum Lai Lai See cum, come, lai, you, name..

Mera

1. The most beautiful woman on earth; woman of the sea; the light; star "She was shining like Mera" See star, bright, beautiful..

Dirty Cheerio

1. When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead. Apparently I didn't wipe goo..

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