Craplashes

What is Craplashes?

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

Functionable

1. Able to function after a long night of partying. I have to be functionable at 6 am! See Amy..

Fml

1. short for: Fuck My Life I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys. 2. Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where ..

Perf And Fect

1. people that complete eachother without perf i'm just fect, together we make up perf and fect. perfect. see also: incre and dible ..

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