Craplashes

What is Craplashes?

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

Reesty Schmeal

1. reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal..

Photoshopped

1. When a photo has been digitally edited using photoshop. This normally involves celebrity porn or kittens. That's not Britney Spear..

Origin Unknown.

1. unlike anything or anyone else. This guy is origin unknown. See unlike, anything, else, not, from, around, here, nick..

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