Craplashes

What is Craplashes?

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

Kranitz

1. Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat..

Hookery

1. N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker. <Man enters room full of women> Wtf, is this hookery?..

Dld

1. A clique of girls that are preferably Hispanic who do nothing but have "photo shoots" in different New York scenery and imitat..

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