Crapmas

What is Crapmas?

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This day is December 25th and used to be known as Christmas. Due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. It can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.

Merry effing Crapmas.

"What'd you get for Crapmas?"

See christmas, holiday, alcoholism, bullshit
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