Crapnap

What is Crapnap?

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

See sleep, dump, work, lazy

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."

Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

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