What is Crapneck?
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nexgen (next generation) redneck
A semi-derogatory term referring to someone who has a penchant for stealing (kleptomania), but is of rural origin and possesses traits of a stereotypical redneck or country folk.
Git back here, you dirty crapneck!
Why did that crapneck snag my left rear tyre?
That crapneck just snaked my money!
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Please call me back A.S.A.H.P. !
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