Crappens

What is Crappens?


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Crap happens. Crappens is a blend of crap and happens and is more indifferent, lazy and quicker to say than " shit happens". Crappens has the added bonus of making the listener ask you what you said which usually pulls them out of their whine.

Whiner: Oh man, I can't believe blah, blah blah...

Disinterested listener: Meh, crappens.

See meh, shit happens, laissez faire, laconic, eh, who cares, whatever, indifference


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