Crapper Condom

What is Crapper Condom?

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

See crapper, condom, toilet, ass, fungus

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