What is Crapper Condom?
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The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.
"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."
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A person who is so obnoxious they make you squeamish.
My boss is obsqueaxious because he so much loves to hear the sound of his own voi..
