What is Crapper John?
1.
Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.
"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."
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2.
It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.
Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...
3.
a slang word to use when to refering to anger
crapper john i wet my pants!
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Aunt Hazel is a slang term used for the drug heroin.
yo you got me some aunt hazel?
See heroin, skag, drugs, pot, needles..