Crapple Edit Meaning

1.

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

2.

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

See crap, apple, orange, fruit, aple, craple

3.

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbiesin by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

4.

Also known as Apple.

Apple Computers should be called crApple Computers.

5.

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.

2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

See crap, apple, lies, discharge, bullshit

6.

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

See darn, crap, damn it, shit

7.

A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.

I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.

See crapple, apple, junk, lame, stupid