Crapple-sized Penis

What is Crapple-sized Penis?

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

Quaif

1. The expulsion of air from the vagina. A pussy fart. " F'd my girlfriend so hard, she quaifed for a week. See Gomez 2. A q..

Yanky Cranky

1. A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end. Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky ..

Juggilicious

1. Breasts that are large as well delicious. Jennifer Tilly looked rather juggilicious in the 1996's "Bound."..

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