What is Crappuccino?
1.
A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!
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2.
A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.
3.
Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach
Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am
4.
What
"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"
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5.
Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"
Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.
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6.
The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.
Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.
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7.
A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.
I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.
