What is Crapsmere?
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rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.
jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.
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Meaning the availability of time one can spend having sex in their schedule.
Looking at my schedule, I can pencil you in for an hour on..