Crapsterbate

What is Crapsterbate?


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the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time

computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

See masterbate, crap, pooh, lub, alone, loser


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