What is Crapsterbation?
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To jack-off while defecating.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
Random Words:
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Getting your chick on the pill, bagging your bugger, and pulling out before busting a nut to make sure you don't knock a chick up.
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To be full of enthusiasm for a given task as a result of liberal application of proverbial 'carrot' and or 'stick'.
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