What is Crapsterbation?
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To jack-off while defecating.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
Random Words:
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A person, typically female, whom not only excels at being a bitch to such a degree that a series of non-bitches could learn to be legend..
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(noun) Someone who is a premature ejaculator
Boy - Hey baby you ready?
Girl - Yeah.
*bam*
Girl - What happened?
Boy - I finished.
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