What is Crapsterbation?
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To jack-off while defecating.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
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Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.
I need some mustard on my pus rocket.
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A person, usually male, who is not as big of an asshole as a motherfucker is, but is pretty damned close. It is a step up from their pre..