What is Crapsterbation?
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To jack-off while defecating.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
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Contrary to popular opinion, this delightful term is used to describe food and/or drink items that are so good they remind you of sex.
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sleeping with someone only to prove a point, impress your buddies, or any reason other than actually wanting to sleep with them.
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What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.
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