What is Crapstorm?
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a really filthy dirty house with lots of clutter, dust, and dirt. A cleaned up version of the word "shitstorm."
Someone walks into a dirty house and says "it looks like a crapstorm hit this place."
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2.
A girl who is supremely hawter, sexier, and more awesome than others. Truly the best girl out of all others and "the pick of the litter."
See also Christina DeKeyzer, 
I love you Crapstorm.
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It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped hims..