What is Craptainobvious?
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Another misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in stating the bleeding obvious, as though you're too stupid to understand what is common knowledge, and as if you really care about what he has to say anyway.
I can't believe Jarvis thought he had to tell me Ron Paul was a Republican, as if I didn't know that, especially after seeing him on The Colbert Report, discussing his REPUBLICAN Presidential Campaign. I'm gonna respond to the smarmy git.
Don't bother, it's CraptainObvious
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Being a fucking vag face, probably needs a tampon to stop the bleeding.
Guy 1: Why you drippin?
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When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to g..
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The only reason Pompano Beach High School has any students is because of no school on Fridays.
Teachers show up drunk, sleep with stu..
