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When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.
This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midg..
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When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysbur..
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After having sex with a woman, while she is in the bathroom washing, you squat down and shit in her purse. IE curling shit and leaving ..