Craptastic

What is Craptastic?


1.

(adj)

1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'

1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.

2.

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"

Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

3.

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

See Alison

4.

An adjective that is used to decribe something that has gotten to be so poorly made that it has made a 360 and become an object of bizarre quality.

That kung-fu movie with the guy that would kill people with his ass was totally craptastic!

5.

Sarcastic word to explain an emotion. Opposite of Fantastic.

"How are you doing today?"

"Craptastic, and you?"

See crap, crappy, fantastic, sarcasm

6.

like fantastic!

only the exact opposite

i like tacos, but not taco bell. taco bell is craptastic!

See crap, tastic, craptastic, crappy, this sucks

7.

beyond crappy, beyond shitty. if something is craptastic, it is somewhat an honor in the crap community.

When little Jimmy missed the toilet, the bathroom was craptastic. literally.


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