What is Craptastrophe?
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A craptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.
From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.
A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive
Honey, I can't believe you fed the dog chili to the dog! Look at this craptastrophe in the kitchen! I mean, there's crap in the dishwasher!
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2.
Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
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3.
when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.
i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe
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