Craptionary Edit Meaning

1. Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class. a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... ..

1. Originally sprouted from the word socialite. As in Paris Hilton is a socialite, but in this case it means hoe. Or slut. That beeatch is..

1. The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," ..