Craptitude

What is Craptitude?


1.

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

See ability, crap, fantastic, apt, good

2.

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

See crap, shit, number 2, turd


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