Craptop Edit Meaning

1.

An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.

I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!

See laptop, crap, wipe and type, wango, dango

2.

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

My Craptop cant run windows 98.

3.

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesmansaid it would, or a laptopwhich has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

4.

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

See laptop, crap, computer, bad, mobile

5.

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

See crap, top, laptop, lap, craptop, Legos

6.

A crappy slow laptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)

See craptop, laptop, windows, computer, pc

7.

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

See crap, laptop, computer, poop, deuce