Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. One who is a big douche-like tool. Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone. See douche-bag, douchebag, douche, schmeade bone, schmead..

1. A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any..

1. A jurby is a person that swallows cum. Boy: T.Terry is such a jurby. Girl: Yea i heard she sucked mikez dick and last week and swallow..