Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. A hole pertaining to or on the PP region. Very sensitive to tongueing and intense heat. Very very sensitive to both simultaneously. WARN..

1. The act of sexual intercourse with the undead Joe necromancer goes to recently dug graves to raise the recent dead and perform zombiphi..

1. A phone call made whilst masturbating. Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls. See phone..