Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise. "I was sleeping, and all of a sudden ..

1. when a girl queef-farts over and over again on your pecker--not letting it out after you've spoodged. it's like a vagina raspb..

1. When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead o..