Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. A term used to vulgarly describe the beauty of an attractive female. Generally used by young males describing young women. "Hey ma..

1. Someone who enjoys jabbing their bone or having bones jabbed in them. Wow... my arse sure hurts... I got jabbed by a big bone...

1. To throw vegetables at strangers 'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!' See Gaz..