Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe. *John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe* Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumpe..

1. a word used as an adjective to the word spurting. their love juices were spurting verciferously. See sex, idiots, sperm, cum..

1. The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation. "damn, that shit is ranci..