Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. A person shits in a sock, then beats someone over the head with it. I got so mad at this guy that I Chi-town Billyclubbed him. See chi..

1. when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off hi..

1. IQ of 70 or lower People who have to look up I shit on your mom's face last night. You are retarded. Need I say more? Why the fu..