Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. A phrase that can be added to any headline involving somebody, (usually a celebrity), who can be 'doing' anything yet it does ..

1. Refers to an object, who's name you cannot think of at a certain point in time. Sounds like : Cog new e "Pass me the cognui!..

1. Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties. A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not payin..