Crap-umms Edit Meaning

1. Tired of foolish words like l33t and w00t? Ever find yourself wanting to purge netspeak from the earth like the plague that it is? Never..

1. past tense of velcro Take my shoes off? But they're already velcried! See velcroed, velcro, snatch, pussy whipped..

1. A term used to describe a mating act were as the female is down on all fours and the male holds her down and proceeds to slap her profus..