Crash Diet

What is Crash Diet?


1.

a diet plan that entails foregoing one's usual meal regimen and replacing it with a substantially meeker allowance of nutriment. Usually such diets last a few days to a week and are implemented prior to an upcoming event that the dieter wants to lose weight for.

Such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.

I started a crash diet on wednesday so I can fit into my prom dress this weekend.

Stephanie passed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.

See diet, crashing, anorexia, starved

2.

a good way to gain weight

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!

See diet, fat, gain, weight, crash diet

3.

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.

usually consisting of

2 fruit a day

and

a vitamin pill

dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet

smartkid: so what did you eat?

dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill

smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!

See diet, anorexic, dumb, stupid


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