What is Crash Landing?
1.
A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".
Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?
Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!
Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
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2.
When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.
Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.
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3.
When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)
Aidos: Hey Krystal, why are you walking like that?
Krystal: I had a crash landing last night!
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