Crashendo Edit Meaning

1. The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face. The slut wouldn't wake up to go home ..

1. An obscenely large flat screen television, probably placed way too close to the furniture in the viewing vicinity. Watching the game on..

1. the act of stapling your scrotum to your leg. Holy shit, Steve-O just did the career ender!..