Crashpants Edit Meaning

1. The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initi..

1. How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit. "Oh, my, gawd. ..

1. Slang term for an 8th oz. of greenery. Used in dealings of larger amounts, an of # would be appended to the term (i.e. "gimme a cu..