Crashpants

What is Crashpants?

a word people exclaim to warn someone that there crotchlular area is showing.

Ew, CRASHPANTS! Cross your legs, dammit.

Knob Polish

1. What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully). Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donk..

Plateboard

1. The old alternative to a cupboard. "I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves" "second draw down, first plateboa..

Agah

1. All girls are hookers ..

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