Crasps Edit Meaning

1. Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection. Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb- inevi..

1. Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open God he is a right fat simon!..

1. Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcohol..