Crassmonkey

What is Crassmonkey?

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.

Things a crassmonkey might do:

*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench

*Pick his nose in public

*Eat the butt end roachof a joint to refrain from wasting pot

*Burp often

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